Trips to Starbucks are the most recurring part of the daily routine.
NOTHING ELSE WILL DO.
Starbucks is the only choice. Let me get into my pitch as to why:
1) Anything other than Starbucks is only for the “common folk” or ‘the others’…i.e. the “people of lesser means”.
2) Starbucks has a wonderful business model. From any given starting point, you will only need to walk 10 feet in any direction to get your caffeine fix.
3) The endless possibilities of complicated drinks ensures that you can be a brat for those 5 minutes. Since no one in the office cares what you have to say, you might as well boss the Baristas around and demand that "Venti skinny mocha double chai latte with no whipped cream, sugar free syrup and cinnamon sprinkles on top.
Venti Chai Latte. $3.95
Fruity Berry Stella Scone. 2.85
Getting away from the office for 10 minutes. Priceless
NOTHING ELSE WILL DO.
Starbucks is the only choice. Let me get into my pitch as to why:
1) Anything other than Starbucks is only for the “common folk” or ‘the others’…i.e. the “people of lesser means”.
2) Starbucks has a wonderful business model. From any given starting point, you will only need to walk 10 feet in any direction to get your caffeine fix.
3) The endless possibilities of complicated drinks ensures that you can be a brat for those 5 minutes. Since no one in the office cares what you have to say, you might as well boss the Baristas around and demand that "Venti skinny mocha double chai latte with no whipped cream, sugar free syrup and cinnamon sprinkles on top.
Venti Chai Latte. $3.95
Fruity Berry Stella Scone. 2.85
Getting away from the office for 10 minutes. Priceless
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