5. Everyone knows that your client meetings are code for boozy lunches.
4. The Your analysts don't respect you, and those morbid doodles in their notebooks are all about you.
3. Every other bank is trying to steal the glory from you. You might not end up first in the league tables this year.
2. Your big client will not be amused by the jokes you spent all weekend memorizing.
1. Everyone finds out that you don't know anything about finance.
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Sometimes the worst that can happen is that everything stays the same
I am an ex-Banker. What this means is that I am an intelligent person who got sucked into the idea of LBOs, IPOs and CEOs.
Let me quantify this for you: 2 years, 730 days in the office, 100 sleepless nights, 20 extra pounds, 2 birthdays spent with Excel, 0 successful dates.
Gone are the days of wedgies. In this world, prom queens do marry the beta geeks. Armed with their Prada shoes, Blackberry bolds and fancy sedans, they are the ones calling the shots now. They've made it big and now its time for payback.
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I am an ex-Banker. What this means is that I am an intelligent person who got sucked into the idea of LBOs, IPOs and CEOs.
Let me quantify this for you: 2 years, 730 days in the office, 100 sleepless nights, 20 extra pounds, 2 birthdays spent with Excel, 0 successful dates.
I am an ex- Assistant to a Banker. What this means is that I am an intellligent person that spent my days being part coffee mule and part therapist
Let me quantify this for you: 2 years, 200 books, 50 freakouts, 20 draft resignation letters, 0 sober weekends.
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