’OCIATE’ OPTIONAL
We almost feel bad for this post. Perhaps we should show some sympathy for the Associates. They are in one of the toughest spots. They are constantly in the line of fire. The VP and Directors will barely read anything more than 15 minutes before a presentation, so it is all up to the associate. Mistakes will not be tolerated.
But hang on a minute, they ELECTED to stay on.
If only they were more considerate of their analysts and stood up for our rights. Clearly the VP has lost his mind on account of having it too far up the MDs ass for much too long. He has changed the title of slide 19 about 4 times already. Stop being spineless lemmings. A mortgage and a pair of breast implants for your gold digger girlfriend are not valid reasons to drive me to insanity.
And NO, I DO NOT HAVE CAPACITY.
Dear Analyst,
I think you should be prepared to have many additional changes after Sr,. Banker One and Sr. Banker two review during the dry-run at 5pm.
Thanks,
Associate
(This means cancel all your plans for catching up on sleep and eat dinner on your desk, its going to be a long night and I don’t want to have to deal with it)
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