The Support System

Banker Wives
sometimes hot, sometimes really not

These women fit into a number of molds.

1) The Lady of leisure: Aka the hired baby making machine. This marriage is part of a ritual…Criteria: Someone that doesn’t complain and is willing to sign an airtight prenup.
2) The Power Career Woman: This is usually the ideal candidate. Brings in a sizeable salary and be able to hold her own at work events. Won’t get much in the divorce on account of her own earning potential. She has no time herself, so the complaining and communication is kept to a minimum.
3) The Young and the Restless: Accidental marriage due to Banker goggles. Trickery performed by the Banker Wives in Training.
All of the above acceptable for each consecutive marriage.

Banker wives in training
Outdumb, Outbitch, Outslut.

“What’s investment banking?”

Girlfriends of investment bankers are all cloned from the ‘banker groupies’[1] that hang out at the typical banker nightclubs trying to snag their very own. Love at first sight of a Platinum credit card, she’s already busy planning out the next 50 years of venti skinny mocha non whip skim soy frappuccinos [2]and pilates classes that await her if she can manage to snag him. At least five other girls are attempting the same feat simultaneously. This is only for the ones that are at the top of their game.