Exit Email: The drafts Simon will never send

From: Analyst

To: GIB ALL

Date: 18 January 2008

Subject: Draft exit email

Dear Friends and Colleagues,

I can't believe the day has come already, but as many of you may know, today is my last day at the Institution. It was a difficult decision to move on, but I am looking forward to a few months of travel and new experiences!
I want to thank each of you for providing me with such great working and learning experiences. It has been a pleasure working with all of you for the past three years. I hope to keep in touch and that our paths will cross in the future.
Thanks to everyone and all the best,
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From: Analyst

To: GIB ALL

Date: 9 May 2008

Subject: Draft exit email

Dear Friends and Colleagues,

As many of you know, today is my last day at the Institution. It has been an interesting experience.
Thanks to everyone and all the best

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From: Analyst

To: GIB ALL

Date: 24 December 2008

Subject: Draft exit email


Team,
It has been stressful. I am taking time off at a Rehab Center recommended by my therapist. Thank you for having a good benefits program. I am not supposed to lie anymore, so saying it was a pleasure is not allowed.

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From: Analyst

To: GIB ALL

Date: 18 March 2009

Subject: Draft exit email

Dear Friends and Colleagues,

F U. I hope you trip over a tombstone and die.

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