Favourite Quotes

FROM MY NOT SO FAVOURITE PEOPLE

Courtesy of Magazine Mogul
1) This guy is so bush league.
2) This has become a comedy of the absurd...
3) What a f*cking disaster!
4) We need to take control of this guy and this is not important at this point.
5) We need to focus him on the CIM, not this.
6) Disaster.
7) Please make sure that we have all of the key investment considerations listed in the title of the slides.
8) Please call me.
9) This flow makes no sense and we are now missing several of the key investment considerations.
10)Yup, I think that’s right (he has no idea)

Compliments of Douchefag
1) This is crap
2) Prnt for me
3) F U im in a meeting
4) Pls disregard we will resend
5) ph
6) Where are you? don't you have your f%^&n blackberry?
7) Let's send them the teaser and see if they get horny
8) Did they give you a kiss before they screwed you?
9) Wholly f*ck you guys – these are the ABCs of banking
10) You can't suck and blow at the same time

Sincerely Twinkle Toes
1) Fishbowl by me
2) Great job…but this is nowhere where it needs to be
3) that's a great question...[change topic without answering]
4) Circle back
5) Noodle
6) Through the piece
7) Cobble together
8) It's like teenage sex. Everyone talks about it and no one has a clue what they are doing.
9) What's your bandwidth looking like these days?
10) Thanks buddy, you're a champ.