Favourite email excerpts:
- The most difficult thing about this offsite will be trying to sound and seem interested in the people and deals and sh1t that we will end up talking about... I just don't care about any of it… It’s a job that I hate that consumes my life.. Period.
- Brain damage. In one year I truthfully will not remember working for the institution.
- Reading a term sheet at starbucks right now looking at people with lives and tripping out.
- Back alive. Fuk.
- Fuuuuuuuuuuuuk. I can't believe the timing of this sh1t.
- Man I'd love to… I'd do so much drugs to try and forget this place… We are hiring a new guy and I feel bad for him already. What an idiot.
- fuk... I have so much fuking work to do...... I could work for the next fuking three days straight and I might catch up .. .whatever. see ya.
- they don't fuking care.. they don't fuking care at all... Even if they pay me $300g it is still the best deal they ever fuking got...
- He spent half the fuking day FLYING (floater MD) .... We are close to hiring someone but I don't give a sh1t anymore... all these people are truly the scum of the earth and are the most selfish people I have ever met and if I ever met any of them in a social setting where I wasn't expected to have mty tongue up their a55 I would openly mock them for being such fuking losers.
- fuk him... I'm on a call with him the other day on project x and none of the fuking sales people are talking cause they dont know sh1t and I offer to speak up and he says "well, nice to know they are being polite, does anyone know anything of value".... like I've been fuking killing myself over this sh1t and NO ONE FUKING CARES!!!!
- left at 2:30 last night, three the night before, five the night before, worked half the weekend... this hasn't stopped since fuking february... no fuking joke.. I'm gonna beat the sh1t out of someone soon.. seriously... C and fuking I just dump sh1t on me... I have other deals going on to that are falling apart... I swear to god I am doing three peoples job.. an analyst, an associates, and a fuking 1 year vp... swear to fuking god.
- I'm just walk the fuk out and throw my computer through the wall and tell everyone to go fuk themselves and pi55 on the carpet.
- Deep………………… hate this fuking place and everyone.
- I wish I could do it way more unprofessionally then I will end up having to do it… I'd like to go down in a massive screaming fest swearing at everyone and throwing sh1t our windows… I feel like I am owed that…. Unfortunately I will have to go out with someones balls on my face just like I have spend the last two years - not right.
- I fckuing hate my life solely because of my job... I hate typing and looking at my computer screen and talking to engineers and nerds and losers and coming home exhausted with no food in my fridge and my friends not even calling me and all for what???? The next five months cannot go fast enough and I can't wait to walk the fkcu out the door and away from this g0ddamed place. Shhhh. Fuk this place and fuk everyone.
- Again with that sh1t…
In true analyst fashion, despite all the rage, bonus came and went and almost everyone is still employed at the institution to this very day
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