Boys,
Ultra tonight??? It is going to be SICK! Lets get wrecked...Remember last week when we got Simon to do all those shots. Man he hurled like a CHAMP! That blonde chick was smokin’ I’d bang her.
Tonight, “Hey, I am an Investment Banker” is THE pick up line. Its called the Banker Method. You don't even have to think. Make sure you continue to pepper in phrases like 'I just love waking up to make money everyday' 'I drive a Porsche' 'This watch is Cartier' etc etc.
You must get bottle service. Perfect 10s will not be enticed otherwise. Why would they anyways? There is a booth of Corporate Lawyers right beside you. And they know how to party hard!
If you happen to be one of those losers that stays in on a Thursday night, Do NOT come to the office chipper. No one likes a chump.
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