Banking: The 5 Steps

Step 1:
Denial
Its been 6 months. Its 3 am...working on my 17th pitch...formatting some charts...I vaguely remember graduating.

Step 2:
Anger
F%$#$%$^$KKKKK FK>> F#$$%%^%^$$RE#$%$%@!#*&(()
F$%^^^^^^^^^^T%YTYTYU&*UIUOI*(*%^$##K
..................
fk.

Step 3:
Bargaining
Its only two years. I can make it. I am smart. I mean...I don't even like people...

Step 4:
Depression
I will never make it. I keep talking about excel like its a person.
My 1 date in 8 months noticed the knot in my hair. My friends don't return my calls.

Step 5:

Acceptance
This blog has not been formatted properly. I can't even look at this shit. Page flip at 3 am today. See dial-in details below.

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