Top Ten - Senior Banker Nightmares

10. Spending time with those curious little creatures living in their homes, otherwise known as children
9. Realizing that your wife doesn't care that you're never home
8. Having to speak directly to an analyst (but without making eye contact) because the associate is nowhere to be found
7. Not getting the Business Class upgrade on your flight
6. Having to host the training Barbecue at your house
5. Opening the paper to a story detailing how your client is doing a major transaction with two other advisors
4. Going away on vacation to a place without blackberry reception
3. A mid level banker incapable of balancing between too much information (which confuses you) and too little information (which makes you seem ignorant).
2. Being told that there is a budget.
1. Being asked: ‘What do you do for fun’