MODELS AND BOTTLES
Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Hitler
In order to successfully survive training you must master the following skills, listed in order of importance:
1) Maximize the length of time you can kiss ass without coming up for air
2) Forget everything your mom said about how special you are.
3) Learn to work while Hungover.
4) Permanently freeze your fingers in the 'Alt + tab' [1] position. First one to Carpal Tunnel gets a bigger bonus!
[1] Will be explained more in depth later on, but refers to the shortcut keys used to alternate rapidly between screens.
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Sometimes the worst that can happen is that everything stays the same
I am an ex-Banker. What this means is that I am an intelligent person who got sucked into the idea of LBOs, IPOs and CEOs.
Let me quantify this for you: 2 years, 730 days in the office, 100 sleepless nights, 20 extra pounds, 2 birthdays spent with Excel, 0 successful dates.
Gone are the days of wedgies. In this world, prom queens do marry the beta geeks. Armed with their Prada shoes, Blackberry bolds and fancy sedans, they are the ones calling the shots now. They've made it big and now its time for payback.
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I am an ex-Banker. What this means is that I am an intelligent person who got sucked into the idea of LBOs, IPOs and CEOs.
Let me quantify this for you: 2 years, 730 days in the office, 100 sleepless nights, 20 extra pounds, 2 birthdays spent with Excel, 0 successful dates.
I am an ex- Assistant to a Banker. What this means is that I am an intellligent person that spent my days being part coffee mule and part therapist
Let me quantify this for you: 2 years, 200 books, 50 freakouts, 20 draft resignation letters, 0 sober weekends.
This is our story….
If only the nightmares would stop now.
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