Call me now. We need a turn by 8pm. Please circulate a dial-in. Change your font. Please add one decimal. It should be C$ in millions, not C$ millions. Copy. Paste. Copy. Paste. Model v1. Model v6. Anger. Frustration. Make it bold. Remove italics. When can I see a turn? I can't read this on my blackberry. Resend in blackberry format. Who is running the process? Circulate the latest draft to the team. Please include me on all emails. Call me, I have comments. Copy. Paste. Model v9. who has the pen on this. I'm faxing you some comments. Model v12. lets take stock of where we are at. Model v15. ETA? Come see me asap. Model v25. where is the timeline? ETA? We need to see a draft now. Call me, I have comments. Couple of nits. Lets discuss. Circulate a dial in. Model v43. Copy. Paste. Model v51. p21. Increase graph sizes. P33. P38. change font size to 12. p42. inconsistent use of bullets. Pls fix. P53. move in front of section 3. p54. Flip me a copy. ETA? P56. Replace with graph on p6. p62. P67. Please send me a clean email with the document. Timing? P68. P71. spell out 3. p78. Consolidate changes and recirculate. Model v94. frustration. Despair. Depression. Fatigue. Exhaustion. Anger. Nausea. Melancholy. Reschedule. Copy. Paste. Call me now. We need a turn by 8pm. let's discuss.

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 10, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    I look at the counter and still can't believe you went on your own website more than 500 times already

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  2. AnonymousAugust 10, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Excellent work. When can I expect the next turn? Going forward, will you be including "gong show" in your works?

    HA! i was just asked to slip-sheet 25 books. Back to sheeple-ville banking fun TIMEZ.

    Keep up the brillz work, and congrats for escaping.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    OMG who is this??? hilarious, dude, you're my hero.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 12, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    This is brilliant

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  5. AnonymousAugust 13, 2009 at 5:34 AM

    love it - so true

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  6. AnonymousAugust 13, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    stpdbtch. hldhnds?

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  7. AnonymousAugust 13, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    wage donkey is a hilarious moniker, how did you come up with that ?

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    ah the memories, priceless!

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