To be a successful banker, you are going to have to spend a lot of money for a few very important reasons. Some you will be able to control and some will be entirely out of your hands.
1) For one, you will need to look the part. Don't overdo it. Some parts of your wardrobe only come with a promotion. Living paycheck to paycheck is uber chic these days. Also, the banks know you can handle it...what else can explain the platinum credit cards I see in your wallet?
2) There will be many times that you will lose faith. In the event of this happening, you must make a purchase. For one, this will remind you of your bonus coming at the end of the year and how much you now need it. This will in turn prevent you from freaking out and quitting like a weakling.
3) There will be stretches of time that you will not see the sun. This means that you wont have the opportunity to go shopping at real stores. Online shopping can't satisfy all your carnal urges. This means that every time you are let out, you have to go and buy EVERYTHING. Its the only way. And its efficient. Isn't that the primary goal in banking anyways?
1) For one, you will need to look the part. Don't overdo it. Some parts of your wardrobe only come with a promotion. Living paycheck to paycheck is uber chic these days. Also, the banks know you can handle it...what else can explain the platinum credit cards I see in your wallet?
2) There will be many times that you will lose faith. In the event of this happening, you must make a purchase. For one, this will remind you of your bonus coming at the end of the year and how much you now need it. This will in turn prevent you from freaking out and quitting like a weakling.
3) There will be stretches of time that you will not see the sun. This means that you wont have the opportunity to go shopping at real stores. Online shopping can't satisfy all your carnal urges. This means that every time you are let out, you have to go and buy EVERYTHING. Its the only way. And its efficient. Isn't that the primary goal in banking anyways?
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