The Corporate Finance Group

LOSERS AND BOOZERS

Laziness and complacency comes to mind. Most of the seniors in Corporate Finance spend half the day on the phone with their plumbers and their gardeners, arguing with their wives, or taking care of personal affairs. Analysts in this group are the geeks fresh from university who have spent the last 10 years locked in their basements playing the World of Warcraft and whose lack of personality can drain the sunshine out of anything.

This is where Simon met the girl of his dreams, his Skankmuffin. He sees her looking at him like a tempting seductress. In his dazed happiness, he doesn't notice Bill laughing, nor does he notice that she looks at everything even her desk, in the same manner.
He has heard her say the cutest things like ‘I like hitototamuses’, ‘the desks smell so new and shiny’ and ‘how did equity start?’. She keeps Simon so happy. He can't help but giggle with her. He has seen her passionately kiss a few people at Ultra. This means he has a really good chance right? She doesn't seem to know very much about the deal they are working on together. But that doesn't matter, Simon is really happy to help. An extra 3 hours on a Friday evening. It is like a dinner date...too bad she had other plans and had to leave early.