Simon meets the Bulldog

Simon had his first experience with the Bulldog at the training barbecue. She is the epitome of she-male banker, known for her very strong features, thick rimmed glasses and bulldog tendencies. Bossy, sure of herself although never right, so aggressive in her approach that she usually gets her way. Flirts shamelessly with innocent first year analysts like Simon, knowing they don't have the spine to object. A tyrant at home and in the workplace, her husband is probably thankful for every deal that keeps her at the office and off her throne of evil. Actively seeks reasons to send out mass emails to the analysts ripping them out [1]for something they had no control over. Reeks of cheap perfume and cigarettes - eats burgers for lunch and analysts for dinner - Wants to fast track it to the top and is vocal about it, forgetting that testosterone and aggression aren't enough. Gets ridiculously drunk at the smell of alcohol and proceeds to prey on the weaker male specimens in the bank, slurring and swaggering her way through the crowd, as the bankers scramble for cover.



[1] Banker talk for giving an analyst a harsh reprimanding