Creator of Unnecessary Nonsensical Trash

Female VP in her mid to late thirties who thrives on flirting with every male senior banker. Slutty behavior and age are inversely proportional…the older she gets, the more cleavage she shows. Inherently aware of her less than fulfilling life. Makes life hell for all the analysts. Prevailing theory is that she is jealous, but other theories of her being a succubus are also just as probable. Can’t control the sagging, so she turns to micro managing everything around her. Will get fixated on the smallest, most mundane detail just to slow down any process in order to feel important. Also prone to “mothering” but will give bad advice and force you to take it. Sees all other female bankers, especially ones without cellulite as a threat. She maintains a false sense of self worth and beauty based on the fact that she is one of the only women in her office. She never has much to do on account of her incompetence and the headache it is to deal with her, so she proceeds to waste everyone’s time with longwinded emails and flirtations over large email distributions. Bossy, b&tchy….in short, she is a Creator of Unnecessary Nonsensical Trash